haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh What'd he say when he woke up this morning? uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you? holy fuck. i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now im fucking going back to the beach to make sure if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit. quit: (DeadMansHand) wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP) fucking ken ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you. oh fuck. if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything. quit: (PeteRepeat) rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach. i can't beleive how perfect their timing was hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars ********* see! hunter2 doesnt look like stars to me ******* thats what I see oh, really? Absolutely you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 haha, does that look funny to you? lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* awesome! wait, how do you know my pw? er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw oh, ok. : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours. : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly. : Where u work? : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com *** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving) AFK, tornado I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals. Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me GarbageStan23: why? Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire! GarbageStan23: oh shit! Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire.... Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing... can you help me install GTA3? first, shut down all programs you aren't using frank has quit IRC. (Quit) ... IRC is just multiplayer notepad. (morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct? (alec_eso): 1, morganj (morganj): bastard. *** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood) I should bomb something ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats. *** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe We saw it anyway. *** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: ) Hey Mike what? Pussy. er? Pussy. and? Pussy. ... Pussy. i dont get it AND YOU NEVER WILL. bastard can you guys see what I type? no, raize How do I set it up so you can see it? Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness? AvatarOfSolusek: no AvatarOfSolusek: well AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness Jakefeb3: their weakness is that they cant roll over when they are on their backs AvatarOfSolusek: lol Jakefeb3: now i have a plan Jakefeb3: if i duct tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable Real life should have a fucking search function, or something. I need my socks. Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c. rapc? ... Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end oic Though you could also say it's missing an e wtf is erap? * Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC? who? center for disease control i said WHO what? i'm asking you World Health Organization There was a 23% drop in temperature. That's almost 25%! ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard. i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure... In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant tetris is so unrealistic <@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. <@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?" ....................................................................................................... where's pacman when you need him? moo spelled backwards is moo no wait <+mOrphz> damn it :/ <@Lego> damn it :/ <+mOrphz> stop that <@Lego> stop that <+mOrphz> :D <@Lego> :D <+mOrphz> Lego smells <@Lego> Lego smells <+mOrphz> /quit quit: (Lego) (~leet@apex|Lego.user.gamesnet) (Quit) how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be? |<----------------------------->| (not to scale) hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now " " i dont get it what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ? you cant buy alcoholics but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE HELL FUCKING YES you still in english? next person to talk after his line will be kicked :) *this * Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (‹619›) wtf ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy jesus h christ 'i got tired of that screensaver on that other computer so i turned it off' my sister hard-shutdown my bsd box. in the middle of a kernel compile. not to mention that the little blinky light on the hub was annoying her so she pulled out that wire too ... and she managed to rip a wire pair out of the wire. yet she wants to be a cs major in college. I would beat her into a coma dmaster-: im about to. either that or change her aim password so she jumps off a bridge. pdksh: haha a cs major? bob354: yeah... 'i like to surf the internet and chat on aim to all my friends all the time so im good with computers and im good at that microsoft wordart. mom said i should go to computer school like you!' * Spoon casts Wall of Silence *** Spoon sets mode: +m why? Because exo went insane no, he just brought his insanity up to another level * Sentinel checks.. *** Sentinel sets mode: -m THERE'S BUTTER ON MY FACE! *** Sentinel sets mode: +m mdiym42: note to self mdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet. Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL. what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out with frosting and everything i need to get revenge in the worst way cinnamon rolls arent really revenge Should I replay FF7? Nobody's stopping you. That's like another 90 hours I'd be away from you guys though. :( Do it. Do it. Do it. man im never moving to seatle washington i flew over it and it was raining and gray as fuck it was depressing when was this? flight simluator 2004 did you guys hear about that actress who got stabbed reese reese something witherspoon? no with a knife HAHA! one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u' instead of 'u' err Ohtani: Planning a suicide run? * Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no) * Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p) <@ShowDowN> that is sick <@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in <@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks